Our piece last week on street drinking and other problems sparked a lot of interest – and most people agreed that the authorities have taken their eyes off these particular balls.

Among the commentators, regular reader Robin e-mailed to say: “Like you, many of us do indeed walk about with our eyes open, and as such we can see on a regular basis what the situation is and what the problems are in our once lovely little market town of Boston.

“It’s been glaringly obvious for a number of years now that our local authorities and senior police do indeed live in an alternative universe, and just seem to undertake a variety of hare-brained ideas and spout umpteen meaningless statements.

“In fact they will do anything as long as they don't have to take any meaningful course of action.

“The police are thin on the ground due to cuts, and there’s not much they can do about that, but it’s now time for them to take action. The laws are all in place only there is a great reluctance to invoke them. All we get from them is an endless stream of Social Worker Speak. As the saying goes, actions speak louder than words, but I won’t hold my breath.”

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Unsurprisingly, one person who disagreed with widespread public opinion was our newly re-elected MP Matt Warman.

When asked on Twitter for his views on the “alarming situation” on Boston streets and in the parks which was described as “lip service” and “tactics failing miserably” he replied: “I dispute that it's merely lip service, but this will be number one item on my next meeting with Chief Constable and the Lincolnshire Police and Crime Commissioner.”

We asked what could it be other than lip service when local laws, poster campaigns and the like did nothing.

Back to Mr W: “When the police etc. have spoken to thousands and brought the country's first prosecutions, it's self-evident that some action is being taken.”

We pointed out that the prosecutions he mentioned were of a couple of local indigenous alcoholics, and therefore scarcely the root cause!

But Mr Warman – who always likes the last word – said: “But they were the worst offenders.”

To us, this is missing the point, but when we accused our MP of having no real understanding of the problem he told us “That’s simply untrue; otherwise I wouldn't be raising it with the Chief and PCC, setting up CAP etc. But it is not the only problem we face.”

He added: “More generally, my postbag would disagree with your conclusion: social care, broadband, roads all more...

Boston Eye: ...” broken bottles, overflowing litter bins, sense of fear – are they there as well?”

Matt Warman: “To be fair the vast majority of people go to the council about litter as it is there (sic) domain primarily. Public safety is obviously different.”

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To us, putting a problem on an agenda is not the same as having an understanding of that problem.

Those of us who live in Boston and walk its pavements on a regular basis know whereof we speak.

An MP who divides his time between London for four days a week and a home in the county but not in the constituency for three, clearly cannot be expected to appreciate what to him are probably the minutiae of local life – especially with such a large area to represent.

But in that case, he should keep a still tongue in a wise head – and stop believing that being an MP means that you are always right.

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Meanwhile, we received some strong comment about another item we mentioned – litter – from ex-councillor Carol Taylor, who represented the town’s Witham Ward for four years.

“The problems surrounding excess litter in Boston are on-going for the council and other agencies,” she e-mailed.

“It doesn't matter how many litter bins are available, It doesn't matter how often litter bins are emptied and it doesn't matter how many big clean ups there are.

“It is about people having pride in their town – which is missing in Boston.

“I have moved to St Ives in Cornwall, one of the busiest holiday resorts in Great Britain. You won't see much litter here. This is because those living here are so proud of where we live and it gives us all great pleasure to see this town clean and tidy.

“The only excess litter will be as a result of the seagulls that can spot an opening to cause havoc at every opportunity. If we see a bag strewn over the floor, as local residents we all attempt to pick it up and bin it.

“Littering is down to how much pride local residents have in their town, Boston needs to regain that pride ... that is if there ever was any!”

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Meanwhile, the rot continues to set in.

A local “newspaper” reports that since opening three years ago, the Dame Sarah Swift Park in Kirton has been subjected to numerous attacks from young vandals.

Councillor Claire Rylott is both a Kirton parish councillor and Boston Borough Council’s portfolio holder for grounds and open spaces

She is quoted as having written to Worst Street to say: “The residents are frightened with regards to youths in there in the evening, and mums with toddlers rarely go in. “We continue to spend money on this park only to find once repaired items continue to be wrecked. I feel our Chair has had enough and is ready to say ‘enough is enough let’s close it down.’”

Meanwhile, a police spokesman said the neighbourhood policing teams “were aware” of the issues.
But if the park closes down, then the vandals have won ... and will soon pick another target.

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“The residents are frightened …”

That’s a quotation we heard elsewhere this week when the same newspaper reported that  “frightened” and “intimidated” residents of Boston have been taking part in a free self-defence class after streetlights were switched off as part of county council economies.

The sessions started in the Woad Farm area, but are now open to anyone in the borough.

A Boston Community Inspector is quoted as saying he supported any measures which “gave people the reassurance they need” adding: “It’s self-defence so it’s not about planning to fight, but to defend yourself.”

And Lincolnshire County Council which is behind the lighting reductions said: “The evidence suggests that part-night lighting is safe and leaves the majority of road users unaffected’.”

It makes no mention of pavement users.
Why is it though that this happens only in Boston?

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Meanwhile, Worst Street has taken to its website to remind dog owners of the legal threat they face …

“Failing to clean up after your dog in this borough is now punishable by a fine of £100. In fact failing to be able to demonstrate your intention to clean up – producing a poo bag for instance – is now punishable by a £100 fine.”

And it is also boasting about its other sledgehammer to crack a nut – the threat to fine car owners £2,500 if the park in a way that stops bin lorries getting down a road.

We especially liked the line “many thanks for your considerate parking.”

What else can you do when threatened by a bunch of bully boys?

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As might be expected, Worst Street shows no shame over trying to cow its taxpayers with threats to drag them through the courts – in fact it is bragging about it.

The gloat beneath the headline: “Dog fouling, bin lorry blockers: Council leads the way” – claims that: “Councils in other parts of the country besieged by some of the same problems being tackled here have asked for advice from Boston Borough Council.”

The council, the boast claims, has now enlisted the services of a private enforcement company, 3GS – a band of are ex-military brothers who “will be mounting surveillance in hot-spot areas and after hours, so early morning and after-dark dog walkers can be dealt with. They are equipped to confirm an offender's identity and issue an on-the-spot fine.”

Ex-military chaps who hire themselves out used to be called mercenaries, didn’t they?

We understand that there is no truth in the rumour that interest in Boston’s hard line attitude  has come from overseas in the form of approaches by Kim Jong Il and Robert Mugabe – it seems more likely that Worst Street would seek advice from them.

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Whilst on the one hand, the council is spending money to go on the attack; it is also saving it in some rather odd quarters.

As the park in Kirton is coming under threat of closure, the playing field in Old Leake is being off-loaded by Worst Street on to the parish council with the intention that it will continue to run it as a playing field.

Worst Street has a long history of selling off the family silver.

It started with the big money items such as Boston Docks and the council housing stock.

Those millions vanished almost as quickly as they came in, and other disposals have followed over time.

Now, it seems that we are heading towards the bottom of the barrel.

The worry is what might be flogged off next.

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As things lurch from bad to worse, we notice another strange decision.

One of the big problems in the borough has been the fly-tipping of rubbish – ranging from bagsful to lorry loads.

Furniture and fridges are very popular items to dump – but at least the council could once boast a paid for collection service for such bulky items.

But not anymore it seems … 

We wonder what the reason is behind this daft decision – and also how long it will be before Worst Street starts bleating yet again about our roadside drains and ditches becoming open air rubbish tips. …

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If it seems like only last year that Boston Borough Council was bleating that it could no longer afford to celebrate Christmas – that’s because it was.

Yet it now looks as through more money than ever is to be hurled at this year’s yuletide – and the preposterous Illuminate project to celebrate the total absence of any connection between Boston and the original Pilgrim Fathers, and which marks US Thanksgiving Day on Thursday 23^rd November … more than a month before Christmas.

B-TACky – the Boston Town Area Committee … so important that it has its own logo – is being asked at its meeting on Wednesday to stump up thousands of pounds to add to money already earmarked for this year’s Christmas spree.

A report by the “civilian” group of volunteers arranging Christmas lighting lists more £10,000 of hard cash or offers in kind that the group has obtained –  and now wants the £10k that B-TACky promised in matched funding.

Meanwhile, the arty-farty band known as Transported, has put in another bid to Wednesday’s meeting.

It plans to spend £24,000 this November to celebrate the approaching 400^th anniversary of the Pilgrim Fathers’ arrival in America aboard the Mayflower – which we must again point out is completely unconnected to Boston.

Transported waffles to B-TACky: “Our hope is that BTAC will join with us as key delivery partners … to build the scale and ambition of the Illuminate event, embed it and its impacts in the cultural calendar of the town and ensure local ownership and pride grows as our spectacular festival grows,”

Here’s how the figures look so far …

And in addition to the lantern parade budget, Transported have coordinated a second bid for Arts Council funding towards an £8,000 budget for a “digital commission” to be projected on to Boston Stump as part of this year’s Illuminate.

So as well as an appeal for £5,000 from B-TACky which will simply be rubber stamped, Boston Borough Council is putting in another £2,000, and B-TACky will also be stumping up a further £10 grand. Worst Street is also paying £2,500 for a Christmas tree that we used to get for nothing.

In council terms the cost tops out at almost £20,000 – most of which is an inequitable surcharge on just eight of the borough’s fifteen wards.

In Illuminate terms the cost may be as high as £32,000.

Yo, ho ho!

And whatever became of the Boston Town Team that contributed so much to the debacle that last Christmas became?

Does that still exist?

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Finally, this week’s award for shooting oneself in the foot goes – surprise, surprise – to Boston Borough Council.

After all that has been said and done to try to make Central Park a better place by banning drinking in public, it seems that the local laws will be suspended for two days to make way for a beer festival.

Oktoberfest will be held in Central Park on Friday October 27^th, from 5pm to 10pm, and Saturday, October 28^th from noon to 5pm and 6pm to 11pm.

It’s one of a number in the UK mirroring the Munich festival and shows just how easily Worst Street will abandon its moral stance where presumably money is to be made for the civic coffers through hiring out the park.

But the big money will go to the organisers.

The event is for over 18s only, and tickets are £10, £15 or £20 each – plus a 10% booking fee – or you could have a VIP table for ten for £385.

We’re thinking of booking Central Park to stage a two-day  bulky waste disposal fest – provisionally called Park it in the Park – and if the price was right, we are sure that Worst Street would probably allow it. 

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For all the talk, nothing speaks louder than reality.

The people who live here know that Boston has a problem with street drinking but the powers that be mostly look the other way. 
So it was that on the weekend of the virtually unpublicised 1940’s bash in Central Park we ventured into town to take a peep.

Before that, we needed to visit the post office, which was deserted – aside from one male customer departing the only manned counter in the place.

As we were being served, we were suddenly shoved aside by the previous customer – although the booze fumes he was dispersing would have done the job without resorting to rudeness.

A pointing finger stabbed towards some forms at the back, and one was handed to him – whereupon he left.

We received an apology – and an explanation that the miscreant was unable to speak any English.

Well, that’s all right then.

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Once out of the post office, we skirted the foot of Wide Bargate – past the beggar whom we assume is now no longer “homeless” since he appears to have taken root in the doorway of McColl’s – the former Co-op – day in, day out.

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Almost there …

But before we arrived, we noticed someone stretched out on a bench near the entrance to the former main post office building.

Two female police people – who between them might have almost equalled his bodyweight – appeared to be trying to engage him in a conversation presumably with the intention of getting him out of bed and on his way.

But, what the hell, it’s a sunny Sunday morning, you have a bench, some bedding including a pillow, and a bottle of vodka to hand on the pavement – and so you don’t apparently plan to go anywhere.

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Into the park we went for a thirty-minute stroll – but not before the promise of a Hurricane fly-past had been marred by foreign aircraft including a Fökker-Öffe, a dive bombing Drïnkel and a crash landed Drünkel – or it might have been a  Messerschmasht

Out we came again to see the same two police ladies apparently no further forward than they were almost an hour after we first saw them.

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But just as we started to drive off, we were alerted to siren sounds from the direction of John Adam’s Way.

A clearly marked “emergency” ambulance screeched up – and yet another young lady leapt out to locate the source of the emergency … at which time our rear view mirror lost sight of the action.

It may be that things were worse than they looked, but given the time that elapsed between our arrival and that of the ambulance, it seemed more likely that an inability  to get a drunk moving led to an ambulance being called out – rather than simply summoning a police vehicle for a trip to the cells.

If so, this will have been an expensive exercise – and one which again has street drinking as its root cause.

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A few days before this, Mrs Eye was returning from the town centre when she was concerned to see a man walking unsteadily towards her having clearly over imbibed.

Needless to say, she was fearful. But just before their paths crossed, the man turned to one side to vomit into someone’s front garden.

Another narrow squeak.

That's just a snapshot of our week – how was yours?

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Incidents such as these are not uncommon these days, as are sights such as this photo which was taken recently. Although the mess has since been cleared away – history shows that it will return again and again.

In fact a walk the other evening alongside the Maud Foster from Spilsby Road Bridge to the Skirbeck Road Bridge – which ought to be a pleasant waterside stroll on a sunny evening – was marred time and again by litter bins filled to overflowing with empty drinks cans.

At one point, where the towpath runs beside a children’s play area, there were no fewer than three such bins.

Quite obviously the drinkers had tucked in in full view of children playing, their mothers and passers-by.

But no matter – this isn’t in the town centre – so the authorities don’t give a monkey’s.

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If you Google “street drinking in Boston” you will find a road to hell that’s paved with good intentions.

In September last year, beneath the headline “Street drinking in Lincolnshire town will NOT be tolerated” we were told: “A major clampdown on street drinking and drug taking in public has begun with posters placed around Boston warning it will not be tolerated.

“A mobile police van will be sat on one of the hotspot streets, Red Lion Street, in the town, this week to target anyone drinking or taking drugs.”

Earlier that same year a report promised: “Anti-social behaviour in Boston associated with underage and street drinking is to be tackled in a new scheme which directly targets off-licences.

“Boston could become the first Community Alcohol Partnership if police, council officials, schools and other partners agree to launch the scheme later this year.

“It comes as an additional measure to Boston Borough Council's ban on drinking in public places when it became the first authority in the country to introduce a public spaces protection order.”

Even earlier, in January 2015, we read: “The street drinking ban has been officially launched in Boston – making it an offence to drink alcohol in a designated area of the town centre.”

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This is known as talking the talk.

But it is useless unless the people speaking intend to walk the walk as well.

Interspersed between all these promises of jam tomorrow are other headlines – such as the recent “Street drinkers are 'running riot' in Boston's Central Park.”

Despite all the clamps-down some genius came up with the idea of not locking the park gates overnight.

Councillor Claire Rylott, whose portfolio includes the park, was quoted as saying: “The six-month trial to not lock the gates started at the end of February to look at controls of anti-social behaviour issues in Central Park.

“At present we have had no increase in littering or any anti-social behaviour. We will continue to monitor this and feel that it is an advantage to the public to have access to the park out of peak times with the summer and lighter nights approaching.

“It is not a money-saving initiative.”

So, the gates are left open “to look at controls of anti-social behaviour issues” whatever that means.

But it should have come as no real surprise to read that vandals trashed a wooden picnic bench in Central Park overnight on May 31^st removing it from its hard standing, and hurling the remains around the area.

And how about the lethal potential behind the headline “Man fined after he was found carrying sword in Boston Market Place.”

The report said that the man concerned was trying to sell the sword to buy alcohol – having “been out drinking and had 'drunk a lot' before he had run out of money.”

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And still the “initiatives” go on.

The latest comes from Lincolnshire’s Police and Crime Commissioner Marc Jones – whom we are sure inhabits a world parallel to our own on occasions.

His latest cunning plan is the use of “sobriety tags” to combat alcohol fuelled crime in Lincolnshire – where it’s estimated that 25% of all offences involve alcohol.

Hi-tech ankle bracelets, which detect alcohol levels in the wearer’s sweat, alert the authorities when someone has breached an abstinence order.

We are not told how many of those are doled out by the courts – but they can be issued through an Alcohol Abstinence Monitoring Requirement.

If the tag detects the presence of alcohol in the system, probation services are alerted and the individual concerned could be sent back to court.

Somehow, we see this as nothing more than the latest in a long line of failed palliatives.

The fact is that controls on street drinking and the associated problems in Boston are broken – and no-one seems able to mend them.

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With a little help from Boston Eye, Worst Street’s draconian punishments planned for people who park cars where the council says they shouldn’t found its way into the Sun newspaper.

Whoever spoke to the Sun reporter from the council offices suggested that they had the interests of the emergency services at heart – because they might be called to the "problem" streets and not be able to gain access.

Nice try – but it was the first time we’d heard them mention it; the law relates to waste freighters, and we are sure that the big boys in the police, fire and ambulance services would deal with the problem themselves if ever one was encountered.

Interestingly, when Worst Street acquired its new £1 million, seven-vehicle fleet in 2013, it made the point that the lorries “can carry ten per cent more than the ones they replace –  around 12 tons each – but, being slimmer, are able to access narrow roads that the wider-bodied old fleet could not.”

Think about that …

Slimmer lorries that carry more must be longer lorries … and whilst they can access narrower streets, they may not be able so easily to negotiate the chicanes created by cars legally parked on alternate sides of the road.

Looking back, we see that the problem roads where drivers are now being blackguarded never appeared as trouble spots before the new fleet was acquired.

So it seems that Worst Street created the problem that is now persecuting people over.

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The hoo-ha over the latest laws came as Worst Street announced a new website to help boost tourism.

Whilst it’s a bit better looking than what has gone before, it is still nothing to write home about – but at least it’s a start.

All of this set us thinking about a new slogan that might tip people the wink about the dystopian borough that they plan to visit or even make their home…

It reads …
Welcome to Boston – where everything’s fine …

Finally …

We understand that issues reported in recent editions of Boston Eye about the roughing up of taxpayers got as far as elected members making overtures to the upper echelons of Worst Street to see for themselves ...

But the message that came down to councillors from the Ivory Tower was that it was not “'the done thing” for them to have access internal CCTV footage.

Hmmmm.

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Boston Borough Council’s relationships with the people who fund it are often uneasy – but now they seem to be approaching rock bottom.

We say “approaching” as we feel certain that Worst Street will always go that extra mile to kick taxpayers in the teeth if it is at all possible.

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At the end of last week, Worst Street announced new sanctions against residents in two streets where their car parking makes life difficult for the borough’s binmen.

We mentioned this last week, you remember – when we commented on the council policy of publishing the number plates of “offending” vehicles on their website.

And we also warned of the possible risks of something like that as well.

Now, Boston Borough Council plans to make it a crime for some people to park outside their own houses – with a fine of £2,500 if they continue to do so.

This will be done using powers available to Worst Street under the Anti-social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act.

Registration numbers of “repeat offenders” who leave their vehicles “inconsiderately parked” so that the lorries cannot pass are being recorded.

Drivers will then receive a Community Protection Notice warning and then a Community Protection Notice requiring them to desist.

And if they don’t they will have committed a criminal offence punishable by a fine of up to £2,500.

The two problem roads mentioned are Horace Street off Carlton Road, and Rose Place off Skirbeck Road.

So far.

Both probably predate the days of cars and bin lorries  – which are so big the council calls them "freighters" – and Horace Street in particular is typical of many residential roads in the town.

It is already heavily managed by double yellow lines – yet Worst Street now wants to bring its sledgehammer down on those who use the few permitted parking places.

Whatever these bureaucrats declare, the residents of these roads are not guilty of ASB – Anti-Social Behaviour.

All they are guilty of is IBBC – Inconveniencing Boston Borough Council.

And if that can be made a crime, who knows where Worst Street will stop in the future?

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Our second sledgehammer story of the week involves one of our “regulars” – local businessman Darron Abbott.

He has long been a thorn in the side of Boston Borough Council because of his refusal to go away if he feels that his concerns have not been properly addressed.

Just over a year ago, Worst Street created a “Persistent and Vexatious Customer policy” and promptly made Mr Abbott a founder member – and perhaps the only member.

This allowed the council to restrict Mr Abbott’s dealings with it – but it has not deterred him in any way.

After a visit to the council offices last week which ended with the police being called, but no wrongdoing being found, Mr Abbott has now been sent to the Worst Street equivalent of Siberia.

 Among the new sanctions being imposed are: A refusal to accept his phone calls; a block on access to all of the council’s social media accounts; access to the council permitted via a single e-mail address and – most draconian of all …

“You will not be allowed entry into the Municipal Buildings for any reason at any time. Should you enter the buildings the police will be called immediately.

“The ban from the Municipal Buildings will apply with immediate effect and will be reviewed in six months.”

The background to this is long and complicated – and an ironic twist comes in the fact that Mr Abbott is also a member of the borough’s “civilian” Christmas committee and has singlehandedly come up with many of the plans which will shame Worst Street's Xmas efforts of previous years.

But something which worries us greatly is the assumption by Boston Borough Council that Lincolnshire Police are at their beck and call to throw anyone they dislike out of the municipal buildings – simply on  their say-so, and with no legal validation.

Along with the attack on Horace Street and  Rose Place residents this is yet another sign of an already dictatorial council descending into uncontrolled tyranny – merely to get its own way.

Shameful.

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Occasionally, we encounter reports prepared for Boston Borough Council committee members that make us wonder if we are actually being told everything that’s going on.

Tonight sees a meeting of the scrutiny committee that deals with Environment and Performance, which – rather than scruting – simply reports a shedload of statistics with a few comments attached and hopes that any problems go unnoticed.

Two items stand out head and shoulders above the rest.

They concern CCTV and its effectiveness and the ever present problem of fly tipping.

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CCTV first … and according to the latest figures the number of arrests from the monitoring of the borough’s streets has almost halved – from 566 to 303 between 2015/16 and 2016/17.

That’s a fall of 46%.

Look further and you will see that evidence packages provided to the police fell by 39% from 320 to 199.

“CCTV outcome – incidents” (whatever that means) fell from 1,483 to 896 – a plunge of 40%.

 Compare this with previous figures, and the latest results make no sense.

CCTV has always been a high agenda item at Worst Street – where love of giving its taxpayers a hard time if possible is second to none.

There is no question that the system is expensive and labour intensive – as Worst Street bragged on its website earlier this year.

“The Boston control room now monitors cameras for the neighbouring authorities of South Holland District Council, East Lindsey District Council and North Kesteven District Council as well as its traditional role of monitoring Boston and Kirton. Our trained operators now have access to approximately 200 live cameras.

“The CCTV system is operational 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.”

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So what is going wrong?

A report to councillors declares: “CCTV outcome trends are down this year but the cause is uncertain and may be positive (less crime) or negative (less crime being detected) so there will be a watching brief this year to improve our understanding of these figures in partnership with the Police (sic).

“For example, we have introduced monthly monitoring of the collection of evidence packages.

“There will also have been an impact due to the implementation of the transformation project but again this is unclear as it is early days so we will continue to monitor these figures in 17/18 to provide a fuller picture.”

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We always try to be helpful in cases like these, and can quickly rebut the idea that crime has fallen.

Lincolnshire Police figures for all crime in Boston Borough in March 2017 – the most recent date available – show a total of 483 crimes.

The same source shows that by a remarkable co-incidence the figure for the same month last year was … 483 crimes.

Obviously, less crime is being detected then – or is it?

A recent appeal by Worst Street after  plants were stolen and damaged at a number of in town locations asks anyone with information about the thefts and damage, including when it may have occurred to aid review of CCTV film footage to get in touch.

What this suggests is that – whilst cameras may well be providing 365-day round-the-clock security as claimed – they may not be being monitored around the clock … hence the crash in the statistics.

Could this be a saving that we know nothing about?

Quite possibly.

The deceptively named “transformation programme” is just Worstspeak for cuts – which are mentioned as having had an “impact.”

The only mention we can find of CCTV in the list of budget slaughter is one under the section relating to partnership asset management which reads: “Sharing of annual revenue savings post-payback of investment.”

At the time that Boston was falling head over heels to take over everyone else’s CCTV, questions were raised about how effective the system could be in stretching its self so widely.

Now, it appears that the original plan for Boston to make savings by servicing other authority areas has been diluted and that the money earned will be redistributed

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The available information seems to suggest that the human investment in CCTV is being reduced.

This is surely a false economy as there seems little point in having top of the range security if no one is keeping an eye on it around the clock.

This is known as closing the stable door after the horse has bolted and one day we may pay a high price for such a false economy.

And at the very best, Worst Street now plans to waste an entire year monitoring an easily explained change that sticks out like a sore thumb.

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On now to fly tipping – a problem that is going through the roof …

… and yet again, Worst Street is in mañana mode.

“The volume and type data indicates that there is a particular issue with unauthorised house clearances and this is being targeted by enforcement action. Sub-categories will be introduced for ‘other household’ and ‘other unidentified’ so that we can have better reporting of what is being fly tipped from 17/18.”

To us, the reporting couldn’t be clearer.

Dumping waste equivalent to a Transit van full increased by 78%.

Dumping waste equivalent to a tipper increased by 172%

Dumping waste in significant amounts – how much more this is than a tipper is anyone’s guess –increased by 71%.

But never fear … there has been “targeted enforcement action”  …

Will someone please tell us when the last time  was that anyone was taken to court and fined for fly tipping, littering or standing still for more than five seconds by this slothful, disinterested, lackadaisical local authority?

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Worst Street is after our views to “inform” a project to “safeguard the future of Boston's Victorian Cemetery.”

The worrying phrase about “safeguarding” the future of the area carries with it the deadly connotation that the place is somehow under threat.

We suspect that this is probably the case and that the murkily named Transformation Policy has a part in this somewhere. 

Part of the survey tells us: “Alongside using grant funding to greatly enhance what the cemetery currently offers for visitors, we will need to run some chargeable activities in order to make the long term maintenance of the site sustainable. These might be nature walks, music events or family activities.”

Music events – in a cemetery?

This got us thinking, and we came up with a list of bands and music that might fit in …

Danse Macabre - Saint-Saëns

Thriller - Michael Jackson

Burke and Hare – a musical play

The (tomb) Stones

The Zombies

The Grateful Dead

Dead or Alive

Velvet Underground

We hope that this will be of some help as a starter for ten.

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There was a general election last week – and Matt Warman was re-elected as our Conservative MP.

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Finally, with all the news of the past couple of week,s we omitted to mention an item from Horncastle – where the town council voted to do away with its mayor after only eight out of 34 people who responded to a newspaper survey believed that having a mayor was good for the town.

The same survey on Facebook received 54 responses, with 10 saying they “weren't bothered either way.”

The town’s last mayor said the main reason for doing away with the role – which paid an annual £1,000 allowance – was to save money.

"Mayors are expensive in days of austerity, and we need to save every penny," he said.

We have raised the issue of the cost of a mayor for  Boston – and whilst we don’t think that it should be done away with entirely, we believe that tens of thousands of pounds could be saved by reducing the number of events staged by other mayors that our incumbent attends.

Perhaps Horncastle has gone a bit too far, though … as according to the BBC news report on the decision “The town's mayor will be replaced by a chair …”

We know that many councillors are a little wooden, but …

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