Friday, 13 March 2015

55 days to the elections


One of the downsides of an approaching election is that shortly we enter a period known as “purdah” when restrictions on pre-election publicity come into force which will rob us of any future “comment” columns by the council “leader” Pete Bedford until after the election.
How Councillor Bedford has confected these glittering nuggets of literature month after month leaves us aghast with amazement.
His parting shot tells us that at local level the election is “more about the people you most feel make the best case for supporting the borough and taking care of delivering the services that the borough council has responsibility for – from refuse collection, street cleaning and provision of leisure services to planning for housing and economic regeneration, helping provide more affordable homes and assisting in future flood prevention.”
By a happy coincidence for Councillor Bedford, this list embraces the entire meagreocrity of the sum of the parts delivered by him and his henchpeople.
But to hammer the point home, he adds “You will make the final decision on who you trust to make best use of the taxes you pay, who you trust to handle a budget of millions of pounds.”
Over the years, we have encountered several such subtly written devices – whose bottom line is the exhortation “Vote for Us.”
His column tells us: “The important business of the council will carry on as normal and I will remain as leader until May 7th.
“Your current ward councillors remain your ward councillors up to May 7th and will still be able to deal with any issues you want to raise with them.”
At this point, we say … Hmmm …
The “business” of the council has been reducing in recent weeks and will probably dry up almost entirely as the election closes in.
The claim that our ward councillors will “still be able to deal with any issues you want to raise” is moot.
Our own experience is that some of our ward councillors have tried every trick in the book to side-step issues – to the point where they risked giving offence to voters in order to avoid giving help.
Presumably, many of this ragged band of incompetents will be seeking re-election … riding on the coat-tails of Bedford’s claims of how well he and his cronies have done.
Over the coming weeks, we will be trawling the Boston Eye archives to review what the party that was elected without a policy because it never expected to take control of Boston Borough Council has achieved.
Watch this space.

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Before we bid farewell to Bedford’s overconfident swansong, other points need addressing.
He tells readers of the Bostory Standard “It is my hope that I will be returned as leader after May 7th …”
That’s an interesting one.
First of all, it presumes that the Conservatives will retain control of Boston Borough Council.
Then it implies that voters determine the leadership by “returning” the present head honcho.
The Conservatives’ unexpected victory in 2011 left them in a spin, and without policy – since when they have lurched from crisis to crisis trying to paper over the cracks.
But Councillor Bedford goes further still – with the ambition that after all this he will remain as leader.
If the Tories retain a majority – which is not guaranteed given Boston’s electoral history – Bedford’s continuance as leader would … we hope and expect … depend upon his being re-elected by his peers, and not continuing via some feudal right of entitlement.

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His final comment column comes perilously close to being an election campaign leaflet – listing as it does the sum total of the council’s responsibilities from refuse collection, leisure services, to planning and future flood prevention – and suggesting that the whole thing is down to “trust.”
Trust is not an issue and never has been – the leadership has always worked on the premise “we know best,” stifled democratic debate and refused to consider any alternative.
Worse still, this has been done by an elite group of know-alls who demand that their political minions obey without question – a bad policy which began when the Bypass Independents voted for the dictatorial cabinet system of government.
Finally, although we know that this cannot be possible, we think that Councillor Bedford may be wrong when he claims that what the politicians call purdah starts on 23rd March.
The government seems to think otherwise, and has set the date as 30th March.
And why do they call it purdah?
Because that is the name of the practice in certain Muslim and Hindu societies of screening women from men or strangers, especially by means of a curtain.
Aren’t those politicians a caution …?

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Interestingly as the election approaches, the Tories at County Hall have asked for a cut of at least six from the current total of 77 councillors.
If accepted, the proposals would mean that each councillor would represent slightly less than 8,000 electors – 600 more than at present.
Lincolnshire Tories say that improvements in technology and communications make such a reduction “realistic and sensible” and would save about £100,000 a year.
County Council leader Martin Hill takes the opportunity to remind us that Lincolnshire is a two-tier authority and so voters are also represented at district level.
The idea has been opposed by all Labour and Lincolnshire Independents – most likely because they suspect that the lost seats might well turn out to be ones that they currently hold.

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Boston is already set to emerge leaner – and probably meaner – from May’s election as two seats are to vanish.
All of this nudges us still further towards the inevitable expectation that Lincolnshire will become a unitary authority sooner rather than later.
We have said many times before that the remorseless  slimming of local services has reduced the borough council to little more than an administrative tax collecting arm of Lincolnshire County Council and Lincolnshire police – and the breakdown of spending that eventually accompanied the latest council tax  settlements tends to underscore this.
Whilst Councillor Bedford’s “trust” list covers what might be called the “business” of the council, he observes that “these are just a few of the responsibilities of the borough council: there are many more.”
And indeed there are. The list is a long one and includes such things as the cost of the municipal buildings, property services, office cleaning, staff salaries, accountancy, internal audit, debt management, treasury management, insurance, councillor services, civic functions, communications, training, recruitment, and the payroll.
A similarly long and expensive list exists at the six other district councils in Lincolnshire as well as at county hall.
Savings of £100,000 are a drop in the ocean compared to those that could be made if the county came under one administrative umbrella.

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Meanwhile, as elections day draws closer, campaigning continues in tits and farts (shouldn’t this be fits and starts? – Editor.)
As far as the battleground for Westminster is concerned, the only candidate to litter our doormat to date has been UKIP’s Boy Wonder Robin Hunter-Clarke.
Even then, his leaflets have done nothing to answer any of our questions.
We are told that “the old parties” have been far too complacent in the county and taken people’s votes for granted, and that people (presumably that means us) want real change.
But quite what form that change might take is anyone’s guess.
Having said that, Master Hunter-Clarke has issued a survey asking us to tell him what concerns us most – so perhaps some policy ideas will emerge once the punters have responded.

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UKIP’s Boston office is becoming a popular place. Party loyalists recently assembled for a Young Independence East Midlands action day – complete with an impressive motorcycle flying the UKIP flag.

But is it a good idea to name the machine “Little White Lie,” we wonder?
A few days after this rally, a passing reader spotted a couple of Boston’s finest boys in blue sprawling in chairs in the front window.
We’re sure that it was a security check, and not in the least a chance to warm up with a cuppa. 

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After last week’s issue, a comment has arrived from Boston and Skegness prospective British National Party parliamentary candidate, Reverend Robert West.
Readers will remember that we queried his clerical credentials after reading some of the news items on the internet – but it seems that all is well.
Rev. West writes: “I am happy to confirm that the title Reverend is both orthodox and genuine, and that I would be happy to take any services in Boston, either during or after the election.”
Does he have a funeral service for the BNP in mind, we wonder?

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It seems that the period known as purdah will last a lot longer for one general election political hopeful than for the rest.
Paul Wooding had been debating whether to stand as an Independent, but mid-week tweeted the following message


Regular readers will recall that Mr Wooding was originally short-listed as a UKIP candidate for Boston and Skegness but following some head office legerdemain lost out to Robin Hunter-Clarke.
Unfortunately he took it very badly, and spent more time rubbishing UKIP than seeking a way forward.

It’s a shame, as we feel that he would have been a very viable candidate  – but there’s now 2020 to look forward to.

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Locally, election fever is less noticeable – although it is possible to detect some stirrings of awareness.
One such example comes from Councillor Helen Staples – who after all this time appears to have spotted the amount of litter scattered around the place.
Councillor Staples, who will be next year’s mayor if re-elected, is one of the four members of Independent Group 2 who were elected as members of the disastrous Boston Bypass Independents in 2011 before the party underwent one of those identity crises that have befallen so many of our elected members in recent times.
In a letter to a local “newspaper” she urges people to take their litter home with them rather than drop it on the ground, saying: “Our town attracts a lot of visitors – please let them go home and say what a spick and span town Boston is” adding … almost as an afterthought … “and of course those of us who live here want to feel that too.”

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Councillor Staples’s party status raises another interesting question – which is how councillors seeking re-election will present themselves to the electorate.
As we have already said, there are four Independent Group 2 members – survivors of the BBI rout of 2011 – and two Lincolnshire Independents … one-time Ukippers who regularly changed their party identity until they settled on the present one.
Councillor Alison Austin – who is an Independent Group 2 councillor in Boston – is a Lincolnshire Independent at County Hall … think Oscar Wilde’s Importance of being Earnest, where a key character is “Ernest in town, and Jack in the country.” Lincolnshire Independents – despite their title – form a party in Lincoln with a leadership structure, although it is hard to see what influence it has at district level … so will those current ex-Kippers in  Worst Street stand on the same ticket, if they seek re-election, that is.
And where does that leave members of Independent Group 2?
It’s not a name that rolls trippingly off the tongue, nor one which voters are likely to warm to.
All that – plus the fact that we still have no idea which councillors are being axed in March, nor the shape and names of the new ward layout would seem to be paving the way for a monumental mess locally on 7th May.

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Further confusion might emerge for voters in the parliamentary election after candidate Lyn Luxton fell out with Lincolnshire Independents and quit as their candidate to form the Pilgrim Party.
However, this news appears to have escaped the editors of the Lincolnshire Independents’ website who as recently as yesterday were still listing Ms Luxton as their candidate.


More significantly, she appears thus on the candidate list for the constituency on the website yournextmp.com.
Getting folk to vote these days is like drawing teeth at the best of times but now many people will have no true picture of whom the candidate really represents.

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On a broader election note, this week’s Ashcroft National Poll, shows the Conservatives retaining their lead  but unchanged on 34%.
Labour  are down a point at 30%, UKIP up one at 15%, the Greens up one at 8%, and the Liberal Democrats down two at 5%,

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We mentioned a possible softening of heart in last week’s blog after the usual “book ‘em Danno, football one …” threats to bring back hanging for the unauthorised use of a football pitch.
Worst Street back pedalled to agree  grudgingly that children should be allowed to kick a ball about – if for no other reason than to meet the council commitment to improving our health.
There is an aspect of Sod’s Law which often comes back to haunt such episodes – and on this occasion it occurred within days.
The same reader who raised the issue of juvenile kickabouts was strolling the Garfits Lane playing field shortly afterwards when he saw a Boston Borough Council vehicle driving merrily all over the pitch.
First it went to one end, where it dropped a worker off to begin re-lining, then drove to the other end to await his arrival with the machine that does the job …  not withstanding the fact that the equipment has its own wheels and is far lighter that a truck.
Following on from his earlier tongue in cheek e-mail to Worst Street, he wrote again enclosing the photograph shown here and observing: “We are not allowed to play football, so can we drive vans up and down the pitch?”
The response failed to see the funny side of this – nor the fact that the council has exquisitely shot itself in the foot – not for the first time.
“I have been advised, and I am sure you are aware anyway, that the staff are attending to mark out the pitches and their vehicle is being used to carry the tools and equipment necessary to do that. 
“I am also assured that the vehicle should not drive onto the  pitches if the conditions of the pitch were such that it would be foreseeable for it to damage them.
“It would be really helpful if you can let me know if any damage has been caused to the pitch on this occasion as obviously I can raise this further.
“Thank you very much for your assistance.”
Can you doubt for one moment that this final sentence was sincerely meant!

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Last week’s Boston Eye raised the concerns of former borough councillor Brian Rush over the way some decisions are pushed through at Worst Street.
He also has other concerns – regarding the Quadrant development scheme at Wyberton, which he raised at the recent full council meeting.
He tells us that his questions related mainly to the feeling that the planners, officers and members chose to ignore the opinions of local residents and initially failed properly to inform them of what was going on, failed to take account of increased safety risks and issues that such a proposal might have on the quality of life of local residents and chose not to provide details and plans relating to the health and wellbeing of a large built-up area.
We understand that Mr Rush got something of a hard time from the Mayor as he went to deliver his question – presumably because she saw him as a former councillor rather than as a member of the public who should be deserving of respect.
Council leader Bedford – who responded to the question – made no such assumption as we are told that he referred at least once to Mr Rush as “Councillor Rush.”
As we understand it the reply took the usual political route of ignoring the concerns, instead stressing the “implications and clear benefits for the borough at large,” then saluting the Planning Committee for “soundly and fairly” approving the application – further underlining that he was “proud to be associated with an experienced planning committee that can do such a good job and after a full and transparent debate.”
He must have watched a different webcast to the one that we viewed on the Boston Borough Council website!
However, we understand that local campaigners who remain concerned about the development and its impact on Wyberton are not giving up just yet – and if they keep us in touch with their progress, we will be happy to pass the news on to our readers.
  
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Despite its small size, Boston continues to punch above its weight in the Lincolnshire parking ticket league.
As you might expect, Lincoln headed the list with more than 10,500 tickets issued between 1st April last year and the end of January 2015.
East Lindsey came second with 6,300 tickets, followed by South Kesteven on 4,830.
Boston was fourth with 3,250 fines ahead of South Kesteven on 2,540,  North Kesteven on 1,060 and West Lindsey on 945.
What we don’t understand amidst all of this is – why do we still see so many cars illegally parked in Boston … especially in the Market Place?
We’ve suggested before that it might be an idea to run a prolonged offensive in one area at a time until the message gets through.
As things stand,  the traffic wardens spread themselves so thinly around the area that we imagine most motorists think that it’s worth taking a chance, as the odds of getting caught are not that great –the figure represents an average issue of just a dozen tickets across the entire borough each day

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Some better news for Boston was a surprise appearance in a special Daily Telegraph supplement listing “1,000 companies to inspire Britain.”
Of these fast growing companies, the list – compiled by the London Stock Exchange with help from business data collection company Duedil – contained 61 East Midlands companies that met their criteria.
Of these, just four came from Lincolnshire – but two were from Boston … Staples Vegetables, with revenues of £75 million, and the Bulldog Hotel Group with £8.25 million.

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The news coincides with the issue of revised contract and procurement requirements for Boston Borough Council – drawn up and overseen by an advisor from King’s Lynn and West Norfolk borough council … it must be one of those Hanseatic things we keep hearing about.
Somewhat disappointingly the point where a line is drawn that opens bids to other than local businesses is no higher than £10,000 – and in the £5-£10,000 range  only one of the minimum two written quotations must be from a local supplier and a local supplier should be used where they provide “the most economically advantageous offer.”
Part of Boston Borough Council’s brief is to encourage local business growth, and these revised rules still seem a little stifling, and we think that it would be nice if we could invest more in the local community than we do at present.

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As we went to press last night our constipated council had managed just one poo this week – in Monday’s issue of the Boston Daily Droppings beneath the headline  “£1,000: Didn’t clean up dog poo.”
The story related yet another triumph for Boston Borough Council’s war on intestinal waste when it summonsed a local woman who was fined for allowing dog waste to accumulate in the garden of her home.
The story was accompanied by a photograph of the garden in question liberally dotted with droppings for the benefit of anyone living in Boston who doesn’t yet know what a dog turd looks like – although there can’t be many of those.
What a grand accompaniment to breakfast that edition turned out to be.
The council’s determination to mention poo and pee at every verse end is matched only by our own in wanting them to cease and desist unless absolutely necessary.
In this case whilst the episode was clearly unpleasant for the woman’s neighbours we don’t think that it was significant enough to warrant the entire issue of Monday’s bulletin.
We’ve said it before and we’ll keep on saying it – the Boston Daily Bulletin is a shop window for the borough and those who would visit it or make it their home.
To paint the town in varying shade of brown at every opportunity is unnecessary – and is becoming excessive.
You could say it is over-egging the poo-ding!
There was a time when the borough’s bulletins were reviewed by a small group of councillors to ensure that the content was going in the right direction – something which we imagine has long fallen into abeyance.
But the time has now come to review some of the content – and whilst not turning a blind eye to the less savoury aspects of life in Boston, at least not seizing on them at every opportunity and blazoning them across the front page.
Unless of course, the borough is trying to win a Poo-litzer Prize – by producing an omnibus edition of all its articles to date under the headline: Fifty shades of brown.

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Buoyed up after getting a handful of people to attend a Save our NHS campaign day in Boston and Skegness, the pressure group 38 Degrees then turned its attention to our outgoing MP Mark Simmonds.
It followed a critical story in the Daily Mirror and Daily Mail which said that Mr Simmonds had claimed thousands in expenses for advertising at football grounds and on Pilgrim Hospital Radio.
With all guns blazing, 38 Degrees trumpeted: “While people in Boston and Skegness face cuts and pay freezes, your MP Mark Simmonds used £10,000 of public money to pay for billboard and radio ads to promote himself. It’s almost unbelievable.
"John, a 38 Degrees member from Boston, has started a petition calling for him to apologise and pay the money back immediately.
“Mark Simmonds obviously likes good publicity – so the last thing he’ll want is a big public petition, signed by thousands of people in his area. Every signature helps to embarrass him into paying us back.
“Here’s what John says:
“‘You're standing down at the next election because, apparently, you ‘can’t afford’ to live on an MP’s £67,000 salary. And despite making over half a million pounds in profit from the sale of your taxpayer-funded house, you're still claiming thousands in expenses.
“‘Such claims are greedy, morally indefensible - and just plain wrong. I call on you to apologise and give back the money you have used for self-promotion.’”
We somehow don’t think that Mr Simmonds will be rushing red-faced and apologetic to return the money – especially since the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority said there was a “fine distinction between ‘advertisements’ overtly seeking to enhance the standing of a candidate (outside the rules) and those intended to spread awareness of a local MP’s constituency and parliamentary functions (within the rules”)
After receiving a complaint about the adverts, IPSA visited the constituency and saw the hoardings.
But the compliance officer said the current rules “do not directly address claims for advertising” and so decided there wasn’t “sufficient evidence to open an investigation.”
The campaign by John is one of two, and appears to have attracted almost 67,000 signatures of the 75,000 required
A second … less ambitious … campaign seeking just 100 names had earlier this week been signed by just eleven people.
Interestingly, this campaign has been created by a gentleman named Chris Pain – and from the wording we suspect that he is none other than the prospective parliamentary candidate for Boston and Skegness for the An Independence From Europe party.
We’re sure that he will be hoping for more votes at election time than he has had from 38 Degrees supporters.

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As the word implies, co-operation takes two to make it work – but not necessarily where Boston Borough Council is concerned.
Instructions concerning wheelie bin collection are quite specific – including as they do orders such as “your bin must be left out by 5.30am on the day of your collection or the night before to guarantee collection … your bin must be placed at the edge of your property with the handles facing outwards and it would really help if you could stand your bin next to your neighbour's for collection …
In the area around Number One Eye Street  these rules have been adhered to for many years and bins were returned to the place where they were left so that householders could then wheel them back where they came from.
More recently, bins have been returned to the most convenient place for the collectors – which in some instances is as much as 25-yard walk away … which is a bit of a pain for some that we know who are elderly or disabled and can manage to drag the bin to their boundary but are less able to undertake a route march to retrieve it.
Whilst we agree that dragging wheelie bins around for a living is not the most pleasant job – and we are old enough to remember the days when binmen dressed like Alfred Doolittle with padded protection and carted rusting metal bins around on their backs – the job is now far more civilised.
And if taxpayers must leap through regulatory hoops to get their rubbish removed, the least that they should expect is even-handed treatment.

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We are spending another couple of days taking chemistry lessons at the Pilgrim next week, so Boston Eye will be back on 27th March – but don’t let that stop you from getting in touch either via e-mail or our Twitter account.


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