Monday 6 February 2017



The Boston Transport Strategy 2016-2036 is a grand piece of waffle and given that we will be long dead by the time it reaches its sell-by date is of mere passing interest.
However, it must be said that history has shown that  documents such as these are merely exercises in “what if” – as the period that they cover is so long that ideas formulated in 2016 may well be pointless, impracticable or unaffordable during its lengthy lifespan.
This, however, hasn’t stopped Lincolnshire County Council and Boston Borough Council – both of them past masters at time and money wasting – from churning out thousands of words and gung-ho phrases that instinct tells them is the bread and butter of such documents.
We searched for the vital keywords bypass, by pass and by-pass to make sure that we didn’t miss the chance of finding at least one mention, but without success.
And there was just one result for the so-called distributor road that it’s suggested can take the place of a by-pass.
“The councils will continue to work with developers to deliver elements of the Boston Distributor Road (BDR), which in the long term will provide a western link road between the A16 in the south of the town and the A16 in the north, and serve new developments to the west of Boston.
The councils will work together on the feasibility (including traffic modelling, design and funding) of delivering elements of the BDR and associated projects that cannot be brought forward by the private sector alone.
Modelling has indicated that a new East-West Relief Road (BEWRR) from the A16 Spalding Road, across the River Witham to Skirbeck Road, could generate traffic benefits.
Further investigations will be made into these benefits as well as the potential impacts of the scheme to confirm whether proposals should be developed further.”
If ever anything screamed of  nothing at all, or at the very least a thin spreading of jam the day after tomorrow, then that was it.
A report that still regards the disastrous Market Place “improvements” as a step forward and thinks that the answer to Boston’s road problems is to force us to cycle everywhere instead of drive is simply not worth taking seriously.

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However, there are still areas where the powers that be can wreak mischief.
The report talks of increasing  pedestrian/cycle connectivity by building new bridges or upgrading existing ones across South Forty Foot Drain, the Maud Foster Drain at Windsor Crescent, and Old Maudie again at the Hospital Lane/Norfolk Street crossing.
This latter bridge is of particular historic interest.
It is one of three cast  in 1811 to span the Maud Foster, which were probably designed by the famous Scottish engineer John Rennie,
Although Vauxhall Bridge was replaced by a road bridge in 1924,  another at Cowbridge remains ... along with that at Hospital Lane which is still in its original condition except for the footway resurfacing.

 

They were constructed by the nationally important Butterley Company, of Ripley in Derbyshire, and in the middle of both sides of the supporting girder is stamped “CAST AT BUTTERLEY 1811”
Incidentally, the Butterley Company was famous for the iconic cast iron arches of St Pancras Station but also for Vauxhall Bridge in London. We imagine that its namesake in Boston was a much easier task! 

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The bridge across the Maud Foster Drain at Windsor Crescent is a fairly modern eyesore as well as being in the wrong place – but the 200 year-old Grade II listed Hospital Lane Bridge is a different kettle of fish.
It was listed in 1990 because of its historic value and original condition – and to see it appear on another list – one which suggests a possible “upgrading” is sheer heresy, and unworthy of any consideration whatever.
Nor is any suggestion of building a new bridge nearby, as this would blight the view of the existing one.
But as Boston’s heritage has been blighted before by thoughtless council decisions,  we hope that someone, somewhere, will take a tough stance against any suggestions that might impact adversely on this interesting item of industrial history.

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Incidentally, our researches into all of the above have uncovered an important anniversary which it is still possible to plan to recognise.
In 2018 it will be 450 years since the original Maud Foster drain was cut in 1568 … from Cowbridge to the Haven.
In 1631 it was inadequate, as there was widespread flooding in both fens, which resulted in a commission to enlarge the Maud Foster and build a new outfall.
Given our hysteria about irrelevant anniversaries such as the Mayflower landing at Plimoth in which no one from Boston was involved, isn’t it now time to start celebrating some of our hugely important local historic events and achievements?

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The political ninnies who comprise the Worst Street gaggle known as the council have given their cauldron yet another stir – we seem to have had one almost every week in recent times.
Since none of this makes any difference, we cannot see why they bother – although usually there’s a committee place (or better still a chairmanship) in it for someone, somewhere.
According to the Boston sub-Standard – and we write this with our fingers crossed, for reasons that will become clear later – the hitherto ‘unaligned’ Old Leake and Wrangle councillor Barrie Pierpoint has “thrown his towel in with the authority’s two independent councillors.”
Mr Pierpoint is quoted as saying: “I felt they have good organisation the two of them and it felt natural to join them.”
He added that joining the Independents also allowed him to join committees.
‘Nuff said there  other than to remark that "throwing in the towel" means conceding defeat, when we are certain that Mr Pierpoint intended to throw in his "lot" with Clan Austin.

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Perhaps we are losing track of this … but it seems that the original so-called Independents did a deal to back the Tories to keep them in power at Worst Street after the 2015 election – acquiring an important committee chairmanship along the way.
Similarly with the Labour group – which political rookies might wrongly assume to be ideologically opposed to the controlling party.
Much of what has been done appears to have been with the sole aim of blocking any attempt by UKIP to have a say in the running of the council – despite the fact that voters in their droves elected UKIP councillors to represent them.
We have said many times that at this meagre level of government, party ideology is immaterial and that what is most important is that councillors work together for the good of Boston and its residents.
Quite clearly, the Conservative leadership has failed in this respect, as have the closet Tories who claim to be independent.
Labour has sold out as well, whilst helping tie the hands of a party that is far more popular with the voters.
Worst Street seems now to be in the hands of councillors who by and large are members of the Selfservative Party and care little for the people who elected them.
And isn’t it more than a little sad  when we read that Labour with just two councillors names them as leader and deputy whilst the “Independents” with three members declare one of them a leader and the rump as deputies.
But we guess that it makes them all feel important.

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From time to time, Worst Street publishes statistics about its performance in relation to its dealings with the public.
Thanks to these, we know how quickly it takes the council reception to answer a ‘phone call and how many of the much resented Freedom of Information requests they receive.
But one sector that seems to have escaped evaluation is what happens when taxpayers contact the council via its “info” e-mail link.
In recent weeks, we have sent the council three e-mails.
The first two – written with our voter’s hat on – concerned  car sales taking place at the roadside, and damage to a piece of street furniture which we considered a potential danger to passers-by.
In the first case, we received a reply telling us that on-street car sales were nothing to do with Boston Borough Council and passing on the address and e-mail of Lincolnshire County Council so that we could write to them instead.
In the second case we receive no response – but the damaged litter bin in question was removed within days.
So, what’s wrong with that?
Public image is the cornerstone of any good council’s communication policy – or if not, it should be.
In the case of the first e-mail, the reply ought to have explained that the problem could not be dealt with by the council, explained whose responsibility it was, and ended “I have forwarded your e-mail to the appropriate department at County Hall and asked them to deal with the matter you have raised. Thank you for drawing it to our attention”
Polite, efficient, helpful – going the extra mile for a concerned citizen.
It cannot help but improve the council’s image in the eyes of a taxpayer.
The second e-mail should have been responded to. It would not have taken hours to thank the sender and to say that the issue would be dealt with as soon as possible.
Again, it’s good public relations – something that’s sadly lacking in Worst Street.

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Then third e-mail was sent from our Boston Eye address about our long time ban from accessing Boston Borough Council's Twitter account.
We wrote: “The usual reason for this is to bar annoying people who send bothersome tweets.
“At no time when it followed Boston Borough Council on Twitter did Boston Eye post any critical or derogatory comments – and we feel that it is high time someone recognised this and removed what is an unfair and unreasonable censorship.
“I look forward to hearing that Boston Eye is once again free to access your Twitter feed.”
We actually received a reply this time – even though it was tagged as “potential spam.”
It read: “Thank you for your recent email. Please accept this response as confirmation that it has been received.
“Our email messages are picked up on a daily basis during the normal working week. If appropriate, we will forward your email to the relevant department to deal with.”
There was no doubt about the appropriateness of the message but so far  after a two week silence   no-one has had the courtesy to reply.
We will continue to pursue this staggering piece of childish ignorance ...

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Ouch! Our last blog included an item based on a report from the Boston sub-Standard giving the response to a question said to have been asked of council leader Peter Bedford, and which prompted some adverse comment from us.
Subsequently, Councillor Bedford e-mailed to say: “Your piece taken from the Boston Standard about Councillor Richard Austin asking me a question in Full Council was totally incorrect; he asked it of Councillor Paul Skinner. Had he asked me he would have been given a direct answer straight away.”
He added: “I will not waste my time on the Standard but thought you ought to be aware of the mistake.
“Fair criticism I take every day without concern, but incorrect things I do object to.”
Sorry about that – but we stand by our comments about the nature of the response, as there is far too much political clever-dicking around from some senior councillors who should know better.
And we also have some qualms with the line that says: "Fair criticism I take every day without concern, ...

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Finally, in case you haven’t noticed, it’s national Dog Poo Week in Boston – the start of yet another enforcement campaign that promises to fine dog owners £100 for the heinous crime of walking their pet pooches without a bag in their pocket to clear up after it.
And just one day after the new law came into force, the Worst Street website babbled excitedly: “Dog walkers appear to be getting the poo bag message. The first batch of pet owners approached by Boston Borough Council's enforcement officers were all able to show that they were equipped to clean up after their dogs and fully aware of their responsibilities.
“A simple flourish of a plastic bag saved them from receiving a £100 fixed penalty notice.”
If ever something sounded stage managed, that was it – and as always with its doomed-to-failure campaigns, the poogooders overlook a couple of crucial facts.
The first is that whilst someone may be carrying a bag to save themselves a fine, there is nothing to say that they will use it.
And the second is that the sort of people who leave such mess in the streets and on grassed areas are not the ones who will suddenly develop a sense of civic pride and do the decent thing.
The only concrete result to date is a negative item in the Sun on Sunday which is bought by 1,500,000 readers each week and so probably read by more than five million people …


Despite the pleas by our local politicians to talk Boston up and not down, it appears that Worst Street hasn’t lost the ability to shoot itself in the foot.


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