Monday, 7 January 2019

Although we said that we wouldn’t resume publishing until the 14th, there is so much to report that we are back a week earlier than declared with a bumper blog.

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As always, a couple of stories whilst we were offline rose head and shoulders above the rest.
Most interesting was the breakdown of Boston’s bid to the Controlling Migration Fund, which secured £1,387,503 from the government to fritter away over a two year period.  Whilst we wouldn’t have expected a Donald Trump-style wall around the borough, we were surprised by the ideas that Worst Street came up for disposing of the money… and so were many of our readers.

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One of the most controversial – and expensive – parts of the project was a capital spend of £95,000 on improvements to the fitness suite at the Geoff Moulder Leisure Centre. But dwarfing that was an unexplained payment for ‘multi-use game and court facilities’ costing £269,000.
A further capital spend of £100,000 was listed to cover community investment and asset provision – including Christmas lighting.
As is so often the case with Worst Street there is nothing offered by way of explanation or detail.
A good example is the allocation of £60,000 to deliver “an iterative evaluation, ROI (return on investment) modelling and final report for all elements of the funding application.”
For those of us not in the know, iterative design is ”a methodology in which a product is tested and changed repeatedly at different stages of design/development to eliminate usability issues before the product is launched.”
So now we know – it sounds like a damn good way to control immigration to us.

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Another big spend was on Boston Stump’s A Passion for People project – which was allocated almost £80,000 for two members of staff at £18,000 a year over the two year span of the government award.
St Botolph’s Church had already been given lottery development funding of £160k,  which enabled it so secure a £1.17million lottery grant with the balance of the £2.2 million to be raised in ‘partnership funding.’
The plan “is an ambitious project to transform one of this country’s most architecturally iconic churches into a centre of cultural learning, heritage interpretation, all-age people development, musical excellence and community integration. The project will increase the number of visitors, engage tourists, and promote Boston’s heritage to an overseas market.”
It includes the repair of the west face of the tower and tower roof, urgent repair and development of the pews, installation of underfloor heating and the construction, educational interpretation and an activity scheme will also be created, telling the stories of the people of town and church.
Again, it should do lots to control immigration!

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One thing Worst Street loves above all others is buying in staff – hence this massive shopping list for Community Leadership, Advice and Integration. (Multi organisation bid reflected by different on costs)
0.1 FTE (full time equivalent) project lead, 0.4 FTE project manager, 2 FTE community development officers, communications Officer (2 hrs/wk @ £20/hr ) 0.4 admin officer, 1 FTE research and campaign coordinator, 2FTE generalist advisers and 0.5 FTE volunteer manager
The bill for this lot comes to a few quid under £385,000 – the two community development officers alone are on £35,000 each.

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Sorry if we sound a bit thick, here – but how can this spending tsunami be expected to control anything at all when it has been allocated in the way that it has?

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An interesting sidebar to this came when we looked more closely at the Moulder spend.
Regular readers will recall that Worst Street had plans to save money by ‘privatising’ the Moulder, Guildhall and sports services.
But by a happy coincidence, we learn from a pre-Christmas cabinet meeting that ‘securing investment for the gym from the successful Controlling Migration Fund had enabled officers to identify proposed budget savings from a combination of income generation from growth, restructuring of staffing and changes to operational practices and programmes.’
As a result, it was agreed to monitor improvements within the in-house business case based on the financial projections set out in the report, subject to quarterly monitoring in the next financial year.
But  ... as a belt and braces exercise ... the idea of making the Moulder an external operation will go on.

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Whilst the Controlling Migration Fund has come to the timely rescue of the Moulder, the numbers involved in celebrating the success of spending all that money are not exactly persuasive.
Figures given to the meeting said that after the opening of the refurbished gym membership increased by 153 – or 15%.
Scaled up, that numbers the full membership at 1,020 – which to us seems scarcely spectacular.
And again, it would not have that much impact on migrant-related issues – but how fortunate that it allowed Worst Street to cling on the centre pro tem.

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Several views were expressed in a series of Twitter debates in which Councillor Paul Skinner decided to take part – although confusingly  he included the word ‘bubble’ no fewer than five times.
We can only think that as he is the current mayoress – his fellow-councillor wife is the mayor – that there have been some entertaining civic dog-hangings which perhaps influenced his choice of words.

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Another issue that flared up during our absence was the resignation of Councillor Anton Dani as leader of the Bostonian Independents Group to join the Conservative group on Boston Borough Council.
This prompted a press release from the new leader of  BiG – Councillor Barrie Pierpoint –  saying that the group looked forward to Councillor Dani submitting his resignation and stand for re-election at a by-election.


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Boston Eye asked Councillor Dani for a comment – and his response took us aback.
He told us …
“I left the group because I started to feel marginalised, ignored, and made a leader just to make numbers in committees.
“Councillor Rush and Councillor Pierpoint started to make nasty comments towards me which made me feel uncomfortable – during a conversation regarding street drinking, Councillor Rush told me ‘why don't you go and talk to your friends the eastern Europeans?
“I am a British citizen and proud to be. I am not an Eastern European and I do not like to be associated with the street drinkers.
“On another occasion Councillor Pierpoint suddenly stated that he could not understand my e-mails.
“If I took the lead to speak or express my opinion, Councillor Pierpoint would just cut through my speech without even apologising.
“We could not recruit anyone if he didn’t fit Mr Pierpoint’s criteria (they look poor, cannot be trusted, talk too much, etc.)
“I do respect all kinds of people and hate negativity. 
“Lately I found out that if we were able to gain a majority in the next elections, Councillor Pierpoint’s aim was to be the council leader.
“I am very passionate about what I do.
“I love to help and serve people in need: I would love to make Boston great again, I thrive for success, I'm still the same and I will never change my personality, I was elected to serve the Bostonians and I will always do so.
“I sincerely believe that all councillors should put their differences aside and deliver what our beautiful Boston needs.
“For your information Councillor Pierpoint tried to join the Conservative party himself but he was not accepted.

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Later, Councillor Dani added: “During the pressure from the Cabinet for Councillor Rush to resign as Mayor because of the so-called racist comments he posted on his website, I was the only one who stood by him. I defended his corner; I invited BBC Lincolnshire to have an interview so I could clear the air from all the allegations of racism connected to Councillor Rush.
Councillor Pierpoint preferred at that time to sit and watch, didn’t even bother to make his voice heard as he was at that time the Deputy Mayor.
It is painful to think about it, I stood by Councillor Rush when he needed me, he insulted me when I was just a number.”

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As always the great and the good felt compelled to share their Christmas thoughts with us.
Council leader Michael Cooper’s missive listed some of the ‘main events’ of 2018 – including such earth shattering items as the request to residents not to put batteries or electrical items in their wheelie bins, and their support for the campaign to try to get a share a government kitty for new roads to speed up the distributor road scheme for Boston … a campaign about which nothing more has been heard.
Some while ago now we joked that Councillor Cooper’s predecessor, Peter Bedford, appeared to put some sort of curse on good news mentions which appeared to founder not long after he spoke of them.
Has Councillor Cooper inherited this dubious gift?
Not long after he reported that “An announcement from music store giant HMV that it was returning to Boston was greeted with enthusiasm,” came news that the company called in the administrators for the second time in five years – and just weeks after re-opening in Pescod Square.

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It is sadly typical of Boston’s politicians that they see only good news – when acknowledging the bad would at least demonstrate a sense of reality and not treat the taxpayers as fools.
Headlined as A year of vast achievements for Boston, the piece neglected to mention such trivia as the collapse of Fogarty’s with the loss of 200 jobs, the closure of the Officer’s Club store in Pescod Square; a warning that Peacock’s in the same centre might close unless a rental deal could be worked out with the shop’s landlords – an issue affecting the company nationally.
We also noticed that the former Clarks shoe shop in Strait Bargate is back on the rental market ... although it appears to have found a temporary use as a cardboard city ...
Of course, Worst Street would tell us that we must always look on the bright side – but with so many highly paid managers tasked with getting Boston back on its feet, it would be good to hear that they’re actually doing something to earn their keep.

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MP Matt Warman, meanwhile, stuck with the big picture rather than local minutiae – but given the job losses mentioned above and the dire state of Boston’s Pilgrim Hospital might have chosen a better intro for his thoughts than to say: “In 2018 unemployment has hit record lows, employment record highs, and it was announced that the NHS would receive the largest single injection of funds in the service’s history.”

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In an end of the year interview, Lincolnshire County Council Leader Martin Hill spread the gloom with a putty knife – talking of financial crisis, the need for NHS improvements, Brexit limbo and a host of other dismal stuff.
But there was a ray of light in the gloom.
A single item list headed “What to look forward to…” quoted “Waiting for funding as well as continuing work on the Lincoln Eastern Bypass and the Grantham Bypass.”
Bostonians will throw their flat caps in the air at that one, we suspect.

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Soon afterwards, a Twitter exchange highlighted the attitude of Clownty Hall towards the idea of a Boston by-pass/distributor road when we had the temerity to tweet the hope that Boston might be next on the road improvement list.
The county’s highways panjandrum Councillor Richard (Bob the Builder) Davies  who represents Grantham West, posted a line bragging about the good news that everyone had rolled over and played dead as far as objections at the enquiry into the proposed Grantham relief road  were concerned (it seems no-one calls them by-passes any more.)


His boorish response to our tweet – “Sadly the government doesn’t fund roads like I distribute sweets between my children. It’s up to central government as to whether they will support Boston Distributor Road as they have our other projects across the county” was ‘liked’ by the roseate County Councillor Colin Davie – executive member for Economy and ‘Place.’
It was only last June that Councillor Davies claimed Lincolnshire County Council was still committed to a distributor road for Boston. Interviewed at the Lincolnshire Show, he said that the authority still wanted to build the project in order to relieve traffic in the town but needed funding from the Department for Transport.
He said that the county council wanted to deliver the project properly for Boston and was discussing funding with government for the scheme.
“We’re talking to national government about looking towards funding for the next knock on stages.
“In particular there is going to be a bridge near the A52 downtown which is going to be a real challenge to get and that’s the next big hurdle that we are working hard to get over.”
He added that the county council was committed to delivering a “solution that works” to mitigate traffic in Boston.
But shortly before that, Councillor Davie had waxed long and lyrical about the importance of a bypass for Horncastle as part of Clownty Hall’s planned ‘coastal highway’ from the A1 at Newark along the A46 to Lincoln, before carrying on east along the A158 to Skegness.
It would also include the A57 from Dunham Bridge to where it joins the A46 in Lincoln.
He was quoted as saying: “We have so many visitors coming to our part of the world and I don’t want them to be stuck in traffic jams anywhere. I want them to move fluidly through the county. If they want to visit Skegness and then visit Mablethorpe and then visit Louth and come back to Lincoln, then I want them to be able to do it at their speed. He also vaguely hunted at some sort of by-pass for Wragby and suggested new or better roads to Ingoldmells and Chapel St Leonards – both of which coincidentally are in his Ingoldmells Rural ward.
Does anyone else think it strange that not wanting drivers to be stuck in traffic jams ‘anywhere’ seems to mean anywhere but Boston?

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Back to the great and the good – rather than the grate and the goofy – and Chief Constable Bill Skelly’s message included a lament that despite promises of some extra funding, he was still facing having to reduce some of the police services across the county.
By an unfortunate coincidence his announcement came just days after a feature in the Daily Mail about Chief Constables’ pay and expenses.
It reported that “As council tax is raised to fund the forces, police chiefs enjoy a pay bonanza. Nearly two thirds of chief constables from 39 forces earned more than the Prime Minister’s annual salary of £150,402 last year, and tens of thousands of pounds were spent on private healthcare for senior officers.”
Among the country’s 45 forces, just  12 police chiefs had total annual packages worth over £200,000 last year, including pension contributions, expenses and allowances;

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The Mail said Mr Skelly’s pay package totalled £230,000 – including £42,170 for relocating from Devon and Cornwall after he took over the force in February 2017 –£153,101 in salary and a £36,234 pension contribution.
This placed him neck and neck in the pay stakes with Merseyside’s Andy Cooke, who received a pension contribution worth almost £40,000, and a £171,621 salary plus £16,980 expenses for cars.
The only major difference between the two was that Mr Cooke was in charge of 3,484 officers compared with Lincolnshire’s 1,099 – which places it fourth from the bottom in numbers out of the 39 forces in England and Wales.

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Councillor Barrie Pierpoint, whom we mentioned earlier, had some harsh words to say about the cabinet structure – something with which we entirely agree.
He wrote to the Boston Sub-Standard after a columnist asked “Is the cabinet working for us?”
“The answer is simply – NO,” he proclaimed. 
“The Cabinet doesn't work for the electorate – they work for their political party and themselves.
“The Cabinet is a closed shop, with a select few councillors made up of Conservatives and deserters of UKIP and Labour who betrayed their electorate and joined the Conservatives to be promised chairmanships and committee roles. That is unethical and disgraceful.
“The Cabinet is almost officer-led; it doesn't have a strong leadership, has no strategy, no vision, no entrepreneurial style or commercial acumen, and is in disarray, allowing senior officers a free reign (sic – note to Boston Sub-Standard … bring back sub-editors.).
“When we were first elected back in 2015, all the full council meetings were held, and there were plenty of important items on the agenda to discuss.
“This year, full council meetings have been cancelled, and the November full council meeting looked at two committee recommendations and reports, with no real (sic) important matters for discussion.”
Later, he charged: “Today, the full council is about Conservative councillors asking questions of their colleagues who then give them a chance to stand up and say how good they are in their portfolio-holder roles.
“What about the poor public?
“Very few toilet facilities, Central Park being left open all night to be used by undesirables, and other important matters that go against the public interest?
“The cabinet doesn't work for the electorate.”
As we are now in an election year, the letter lurches into campaign territory – but you can read it in its entirety below …

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But it echoes much of what we said at the time the Boston Bypass Independents opted for the cabinet system for the most obvious reason that it locked everyone else out of the debate ... a decision that the Conservative group felt was well worth continuing.

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Around the same time, Paul Kenny – a former mayor and a former leader of the Labour group in Worst Street as well as being a spectacularly unsuccessful parliamentary candidate for his party over several previous general elections, told the Sub-Standard: “I have always been critical of the Cabinet system and believe that the council has a duty to understand the needs of its community.
“The cabinet running Boston Borough Council at the present time only listen to their own views and are not an engaging cabinet.
“Over the last four years we have seen a council which is out of touch, with some of its members switching parties with no regard to the electorate who voted them in.
“If they had a moral backbone they should have stood for re-election.
“We now have a new independent group and every member has been a member of other political groups.
“Ironically their political literature (but we are not political) states that anyone elected to their group, should re-stand for election if they leave to join another group. It is political sound-bites in the same way that the Boston By-pass Independence (sic) party stormed into power on a promise of getting us a bypass who then forgot to argue for a bypass.
“When I was elected as a councillor I was very clear about where I stood.
“I was there to represent the ward and make sure that the views of the residents and electorate got heard.
“Yes, I was and remain a member of a political party because I believe if you want things done you have to join like-minded people.
“In May 2019 the electorate will have the opportunity to vote for councillors who will listen and respond to the interests of their communities. If the committee structure is going to work, I don't think it matters whether you are independent or a member of a political party. I think the most important thing is for you to be honest to the electorate. That is how real democracy should work.”

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We’re back next week with some more catching up and news of who wants how much in council tax. Make it a date to join us.



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Monday, 17 December 2018

This year – instead of our usual card – we’ve produced the Boston Eye Christmas guide to films on TV with our own take on the Worst Street perspective.  It's produced in conjunction with BBC WAN and Wetflix.
As this is Worst Street, nothing is in black and white, and some scenes may be a little off-colour …  and it goes without saying that there will be a lack of focus.

It all began in the days of silent film when a movie about Boston Borough Council  entitled 'Flogging a Dead Horse' was shown in the town's Scala Cinema in the Market Place.





Our  star movie choice for the holiday is WORST SIDE STORY: A classic tale of love and hate – mostly hate in this version. Rival gangs the Sharks and the Jets become the Kippers and the Wets in this take on the story. And watch out for the new gang in town – the BiGs. This is a musical – and because of Worst Street’s ability to make a song and dance over nothing at all, is a must for all couch potatoes. And again, because this is Worst Street, expect a lot of people to get their toes trodden on – but don’t expect anyone to say excuse me.


Because so many cuts have been made as part of the council’s transformation programme it’s inevitable that there should be one or two slasher movies in the selection.
Topping the list is Nightmare on Worst Street.
When the need for cuts becomes overwhelming, Worst Street decides to call in a professional named Freddy – who seems to have all the right credentials … not to mention some awfully sharp nails which looked ideal for the job at the 
interview stage.
But Freddy’s idea of cuts and those of the council do not see eye to eye – and soon, things start to go terribly wrong …



Another slasher movie – which could have been made with Worst Street in mind as anyone who has attended a meeting will tell you – is the aptly named Chamber of Horrors. 
 
 In this film, Freddy’s obsession with making cuts rubs off on to one of the members whose reaction is to carry an axe of his own to meetings. 
Viewers will note the gimmicks that go with the film – the Fear Flasher and the Horror Horn – both of which prove so effective as a warning about the perils ahead that we understand Worst Street is thinking of installing something similar  in its own chamber … just so long as it doesn’t wake the councillors.


As a nod to the season – and still in keeping with the transformation theme – we present the epic movie The Five Commandments. It started life with ten but these have been whittled down to save money – whittling being what Worst Street does best.
The commandments now stand at...
1: Thou shalt hold as few meetings as possible.
2: Those that must be held must finish as soon as possible.
3 Hold meetings in secret if you can.
4: If not, make sure you tell the voters as little as possible about what went on.
That brings us to number five which is the great Worst Street catch-all commandment …
5: Thou shalt NOT ...
This covers whatever Worst Street wants – and will rigorously applied by the council’s 3GS enforcers … with fines of £1,000 and a criminal record if you fail to comply.


This film includes the famous parting of the waters scene – which we understand was overshadowed during the making when it was discovered that a couple of councillors were walking on the waters at the time – and sadly (!) have not been seen since.



Another famous title is the Turn of The Screw.
This scary tale concerns an ambitious small time committee that thinks big. We’re talking about BTAC-ky of course. Within a short space of time the committee transforms itself from a parish pump affair to a powerful big spender. In doing so it ignores the people it is tasked with representing – until it wants more money




Then, each turn of the screw on its mostly poor constituents brings about howls of pain from the taxpayers … all of which fall on deaf ears.


Some films will need no explanation. A title such as Up the Creek will instantly resonate with viewers – each of whom will have their own ideas about how far up the creek Worst Street is and whether or not the council has a paddle.
A sequel to this popular British comedy called Further up the Creek opens endless more doors to the imagination.



To continue the theme of movies with an oblique reference to Worst Street, a clutch of other titles will be shown.

The Invisible Man tells the story of an experiment that goes terribly wrong. After an inventor achieves his ambition to transmute himself into the world of politics, he realises that he has made an awful mistake. He subsequently avoids all but the minimium number of meetings he must attend to keep the allowances tap flowing – thus becoming the Invisible Man of the title.
Another similar theme will be shown on Boxing Day, when we screen Brief Encounter.


The same author brings us The Man Who Could Work Miracles – in various versions depicted as the Leader of the day or the finance portfolio holder. At the end of the day the hero of the story realises that there are no such things as miracles and rejects the gift from the gods that was bestowed upon him – lumbering some other poor devil with these poisoned chalices.




Finally, last but by no means least, we have this little gem ...


What can this have to do with Boston Borough Council, we hear you cry?
Well, if you do a headcount of the characters in the poster you will see that there are seven stars of the show.
Exactly the same number as the Worst Street Cabinet of Curiosities!
And as the only alternative  choices for a movie about the cabinet would have been The Magnificent Seven, or  The Boston Strangler, it's not hard to guess why we chose the one we did!
Your Christmas starter for ten is to put names to the faces.


We're taking a seasonal break now and will be back on Monday 14th January. Our best wishes to all our readers for Christmas and the New Year –  and our thanks for your loyalty ... viewings of Boston  Eye are now regularly in four figures each week.


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Monday, 10 December 2018


Last week among other things, we touched on staff appointments at Worst Street. Given that we are on the brink of another round of cuts for the next financial year – the budget setting meeting is on Monday 25th  February next year – services can be predicted to be pared still further and now that Worst Street it looking at ‘privatising’ large chunks of its operation – you might think that staffing would have taken a hit. 
Not so apparently.

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A comparison between the numbers over a couple of years shows a sharp contrast between the borough’s estimated staff levels and  reality.

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Back in April as Worst Street looked ahead to the financial year looming up, it published what it called assumptions for the coming five years.


These conjectures reckoned that full time staffing equivalents for the year 2018-2019 at 271 – and estimated that they would remain little changed in the medium term which ran until 2022-2023.
The budget setting report also declared: “It is recognised that some projects within the Transformation Programme could potentially further affect future staffing numbers. Until business cases are worked-up it is not possible to make further assumptions on any changes.”
This we took to mean a heads-up about a possible decline in staff numbers if a deal is done to  hand over services such as the Moulder Leisure Centre and the Guildhall to an outside operator – who would take on responsibility for the staff.

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Every year, Worst Street publishes an up-to-date tiered management structure, and the one below portrayed 2015 – a when Chief Executive Phil Drury was in the interim post created by the departure of Richard Harbord.

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As we reported last week, it was said that he would combine his Chief Executive role with that of his old job as Strategic Director which it was claimed would save the council around £105,000 a year.
This chart disclosed that there were around 290 staff in all – but specified no officer salaries.
It also included a ‘Sport, Play and Leisure Manager post shared with South Holland District Council.


A year on, and we still have a strategic director and a corporate director on a level tier below the Chief Executive, with a line of five senior roles below them, including the former shared post now entitled ‘Town Centre, Leisure, Events and Culture.’

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By the following year we have some salaries to go with the three tier list headed by a Chief Executive at the top – then a Strategic Director (now in its second year of not existing as a separate task) and a Corporate Director … both in a £70-£80 thousand band.

The remainder are in a tier below – finance, housing health and communities, environmental operations, human resources and transformation, plus town centre, events and leisure all commanding salaries of £55-£60 thousand.
The number of staff has increased dramatically – up from 290 to 331 … which is a rise of more than 12%.


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And so we come up to date – and there are now six tiers below the top line for 2018-2019, and staffing is still listed at 331.

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The Corporate Director is now also the Deputy Chief Executive on a salary between £75 and £85 thousand a year.
The former housing health and communities director on £55-£60 thousand is now Head of Regulatory Services on £60-£65 thousand, as are three other officers whose tenure goes back to the 2015 chart.
The people stay the same – only the job titles and salaries have changed … adding thousands to the salary bill even as Worst Street slashes services year upon year.

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In the circumstances, we might have expected both hands-on staff and their masters to have diminished in numbers – and we wonder why the reverse is the case.
We suspect that for some, a day at the office is probably a welcome respite from work!

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The whole issue of appointments is wrapped in mystery.
The council has a Chief Officer Employment Panel, which last met on 28th March and for which no other meetings appear to be listed. Pressumably the last time it met was to appoint  Phil Drury  three years ago.
According to the Worst Street constitution, the panel is responsible for recruitment and appointment of ‘Chief Officers’(note that this is plural) – which are defined as the Chief Executive, Chief Finance Officer and Monitoring Officer.
The March meeting contained just one agenda item – a report by the Chief Executive on the senior management structure which was discussed after the public and the press were ordered to leave the meeting.
Whether this included new appointments and a promotion is not known – and because of the secrecy order is unlikely to be.

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So – summing up, we appear to have a top-heavy management structure compared with a few years ago in which many of the names remain the same whilst their titles change (along with their skills, we assume) and their salaries are bumped up – possibly by as much as £10,000 a year.
Meanwhile, overall staff estimates are hopelessly wide of the mark with 41 full time equivalent posts more than the assumption made for the books to balance.
Forty-one jobs at an average of £15,000 a year is a grand total of £615,000 – and we are sure that some posts pay more than that.

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Even though we appear to have more staff that you can shake a stick at, shortages in some areas are proving difficult to fill.
The borough has been advertising for a refuse lorry driver at £20,700 a year, and loaders/drivers at £16,399.
The shortage has been lgoing on for some time – as the figures below show ,,,


The total for this lot is almost £22,000 covering only a six-week period.

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Credit where credit is due and this year’s Christmas lights in Boston are the best we have seen for years – perhaps because for a second year running, they have had little to do with Worst Street.
The only thing that we think is a shame is the timing of the event with the American Thanksgiving as part of our tenuous link with the Pilgrim Fathers.
Having said that, this year’s event got the date wrong  so perhaps we can look forward to the continuing separation of these one-time Siamese twins.

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Regular housekeeping is essential to run a neat, and tidy and responsible website – but sadly it’s something that Worst Street fails to do.
A couple of pieces that caught our eye recently are well beyond their sell-by dates – with the example below being the more glaring.


According to WorstWeb – the council’s website – “One of the ways the council engages with residents is through consultation which gives you the chance to 'Have Your Say' on the local issues that affect you.


“You can participate in decision making, and tell us how you think we are performing.
“When we carry out consultations we want to encourage as many of you as possible to take part and give us your views on services that may affect you. Consultations can include surveys, questionnaires and focus groups.”

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Not any more – not since 25th May in fact – when the council told participants that it was doing away with its Viewpoint Panel.
“We have been reviewing all the personal information we hold as a council in light of the data protection legislation coming into force on 25th May 2018.
“We have weighed the benefits of having a dedicated consultation panel against the privacy impact of holding personal details and we have looked at the alternative methods of informing you about consultation.
“We have concluded that it is not necessary for us to hold your personal information so we will be removing all of your details from our records in relation to consultation.”
On the one hand, Worst Street nibbled away at voters’ rights with the flimsiest of excuses – as most websites managed the arrival of the new rules without emptying their databases.
On the other hand, readers of the site will assume that the council is still actively encouraging consultation – when the opposite is the case,

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Another little nibble  in recent weeks is the apparent removal of yet another platform for public opinion.
For many years Worst Street has provided space on its website for taxpayers to launch an e-petition.
A few weeks ago – according to WorstWeb two petitions were still on the go.
But as all petitions have an expiry date, and whilst none was mentioned, the page was last updated on 10th August 2015 – more than four years ago.

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That was then. This is now.
Search for a link to the Worst Street e-petitions page on Google  and up comes this link …


But when you follow the link,  you get this message ...


Having said that it may be that petitions are falling out of favour.
Recently, political wannabe Neill Hastie, who plans to stand as a Boston Borough councillor for the Bostonian Independent Group in May’s elections, posted a petition on the government’s parliamentary petition website. 
It says that “It should be illegal to drink alcohol or have an open alcoholic beverage within any public spaced (sic) protection order so that the police can arrest anyone breaking the PSPO as a deterrent.


“Street drinking is increasing month on month along with the by-product of it such as litter, people going to the toilet in the streets, threatening behaviour and ASB.”
Bear in mind that this petition is a national one which between the lines is aimed at solving a local problem.
But what chance has it of success?
The petition runs until 12th  May next year – and the government promises that once it reaches 10,000 signatures, it will respond.
And at 100,000 signatures, a petition will be considered for debate in Parliament.
Sadly, after a number of weeks ... just 55 people have signed it.

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Of course, the petition that really matters if you live in Boston is our bid for cash from the government’s National Roads Fund which is giving up to £100 million per bid to projects which it likes the look of.
A consultation period started on 23rd December last year and ended on 16th March.
Worst Street’s cabinet of curiosities posed for a photo showing them signing a petition in April, and an announcement from Worst Street said that local MP Matt Warman handed it over to Transport Secretary Chris Grayling during the first week in August.
Sadly it contained a meagre 1,700 signatures – we say meagre given all the hoo-ha about Boston’s traffic problems and the need for a bypass.
Despite his previous supportiveness we wonder how much ice this may have cut with Mr Grayling – which perhaps explains why we’ve heard nothing more since.

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We heard some rumblings from the great and the good of Spalding after the airing of a Radio 4 programme called The Patch, which  headlines the content as ‘One radio producer, one randomly generated postcode, and an unheard story unfolding in a corner of Britain we would not otherwise know about.’
We dipped in and out of the programme and as we supposed, it’s getting the curly-lipped treatment because of a tendency to depict Spalding in the way that Boston has been portrayed in the past.

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A request from the Department of Give and Take …
A recent tweet from Worst Street declared: “We cannot collect bins if the road is blocked by inconsiderate parking.
“Please bear in mind when parking, especially on narrow roads, that our refuse vehicles and emergency vehicles are wider than your average vehicle”
Point taken – but it’s worthwhile bearing in mind that many residents of these narrow streets are using the only parking available to them … and there may not be anywhere else for them to go. To call them 'inconsiderate' on that basis is unfair as they have no other choice.
Back in 2015, when Worst Street was boasting about its ‘new and shiny-white fleet of seven vehicles’ costing £137,000 each it claimed that ‘being slimmer, they are able to access narrow roads that the wider-bodied old fleet could not.’
Perhaps the parked cars are getting bigger?

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It was interesting to note a recent poll which listed three roundabouts in the Boston area among the seven worst in the county.
They were the Sutterton/Algakirk roundabout, the roundabout to nowhere at The Quadrant, and Bicker Bar.
The fact that three out of seven in a county the size of Lincolnshire is disproportionate says much for the interest shown by Lincolnshire County Council’s Highways Department.

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Times may be tough on the Worst Street wallet – but one tradition always beats the cut – the annual mayoral bash.
The last such dog-hanging cost  the taxpayers the thick end of £700, and although the mayoral budget has been slimmed down recently it still seems to be a piece of over-indulgency that we could manage without.in answer to a question at a full council meeting.
“The Mayor’s Christmas Party has been a tradition of not just Boston but mayoralties throughout the UK.  It is a small gesture of thanks to those in the voluntary sector, charities and partner organisations who support the work of the council during the year.  As such it should continue as one of our old traditions as long as mayors’ positions exist.”
This year we supported the work of the council to the tune of more than  £1,000 by way of council tax – though given a choice it would not have been voluntary.
But our invitation appears to have been lost in the post!

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Finally, Christmas turns us all into children once again – and we all know how fond kids are of gadgets.
Our boys and girls in blue have been particularly fortunate this year – with a £6 million toy from Motorola that's claimed to be first cloud-based system of its kind used by a UK police force.
Notebooks and pens are to be replaced with a mobile phone and access to the police database which it’s claimed will save front line officers an hour every shift as they will no longer have to head back to base to file a written report.
The ten year contract has been awarded by G4S – the controversial security company formed by a merger between Securicor and Group 4  which now runs the police control room.
It’s claimed that the new system will save around £1.8 million a year in officer time.
Lincolnshire Police must be the most top-heavy  force for gadgets in the country – and we hope that this one will prove its worth as predicted.
We fear that in the three years it will take to recoup the £6 million investment many things could happen to the equipment concerned.
Mobile ‘phone users know well enough that their pride and joy can get lost, stolen, become redundant or superseded, and unless the deal calls for the unspecified number of handsets to be updated on a regular basis we can see any financial benefit gradually disappearing.

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Next week will be our last blog before Christmas – and we’ll be doing something a little different.
Instead of our Christmas card we’ll be bringing you our TV film guide – our take on some famous titles adapted for Worst Street.



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